Pool Shot

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By Not Telling

I watch the heads all turn in unison

My eyes follow their lead and I see YOU

You've got that bitchin' blue bikini on

So there's nothing else that I can do

But sit here on this chaise lounge and put

The Times for some camouflage on my lap

As adrenalin makes me tap my foot

Testosterone hits me like a slap

Oh God oh god my brain is screamin'

Like a fool as you slow-walk past me

You step in the pool and it starts steamin'

Because babe you are hot as you can be

What's this? You're coming over my way

Putting backspin on my poor heart

This is the high point of my day

You are so much better than a work of art

You sit by my feet and say

In a husky kind of way

"What you got under that paper, honey?"

What am I s'posed to say?

OK, what should I say?

  • "It's a pool toy."
  • *shrug* "Beer's not allowed at the pool."
  • "It's a puppy. Wanna pet it?"
  • "It's a lap tent for protection from ultraviolet rays."
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Comments

Iðunn 2 years ago

ha, first vote. what a fun idea and a grand poem. :)

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Not Telling Hub Author 2 years ago

Thank you!!

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I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 2 years ago

Too funny and very good! The poll is a great idea.

\Brenda Scully 2 years ago

I am beginning to feel so sorry for you

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rajpravin431 2 years ago

Nice.

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Not Telling Hub Author 2 years ago

Thank you, Invictus!

Why, Brenda!  Moi, an object of pity?  Not at all.  I am to be envied. 

Thank you, Raj!

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Gypsy Willow Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Oh dear, Not Telling what is going on in your life?

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Not Telling Hub Author 2 years ago

Good things, Gypsy!

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goldentoad 2 years ago

I know all about this. Cool Poem.

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Not Telling Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks, Goldentoad.

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Hawkesdream Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Do you GT, do tell, Not Telling aint gonna tell, please tell!!!

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Not Telling Hub Author 2 years ago

It is true that I am not telling.

Am I dead, yet? 2 years ago

=o oh my!

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